crazyBESTIES!

-boring!-

-this is the reason we're bestfriends!-

-hmm..you, me, eyelash, and mascara.-

-action seyy-

-SMELL MY ARMPITS!- "pukes"

-we love the simple twist-

-FERRERO ROCHER stuck inbetween teeth!-

`BestRETARDS EVER!

TELEPHONE?
COMPUTER?

heeheees.thats why i love AQUALIP pen :)

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TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF WORK!
-gosh!

LASALLE
OR
NAFA?

-any advise, anyone?

WAY BACK INTO LOOOVE.

[Drew Barrymore]
I've been living with a shadow overhead
I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed
I've been lonely for so long
Trapped in the past
I just can't seem to move on

[Hugh Grant]
I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away
Just in case I ever need them again someday
I've been setting aside time to clear a little space in the corners of my mind

[Drew Barrymore & Hugh Grant]
All I wanna do is find a way back into love
I can't make through without a way back into love
Oh

[Drew Barrymore]
I've been watching but the stars refuse to shine
I've been searching but I just don't see the signs
I know that it's out there
There's gotta be something for my soul somewhere

[Hugh Grant]
I've been looking for someone to shed some light
Not somebody just to get me through the night
I could use some direction and I'm open to your suggestions

[Drew Barrymore & Hugh Grant]
All I wanna do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart again
I guess I'm hoping that you'll be there for me in the end

[Drew Barrymore]
Oh
Oh
Oh

[Hugh Grant]
Oh
Oh

[Drew Barrymore]
Oh
Oh

There are moments when I don't know if it's real
Or if anybody feels the way I feel
I need inspiration not just another negotiation

[Drew Barrymore & Hugh Grant]
All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart to you I'm hoping you'll show me what to do
And if you'll help me to start again
You know that I'll be there for you in the end

cool wheeeeels!

- THE BEST CHENDOL! =P
.RENDEVOUS.
i miss that place

- interesting and cute Merc handphone!
very small too.. =]
like a smaller version of the olden days " DA GE DA".

ngee ann polytechnic has scary pipes
up their rooftop! =]

Somebody please watch
TMNT
with me! :)

THE HISTORY BOYS.

- a very funny and interesting movie!
with lots of "fuck" in it. hahs :)

"300" racks up record body count at box office.

Heads rolled at the weekend box office in North America as the blood-soaked ancient epic "300" slaughtered its foes in spectacular fashion.

The grim warrior tale sold an estimated $70 million worth of tickets during its first three days of release, setting a new record for a March release, the film's distributor Warner Bros. Pictures said on Sunday.

Heading into the weekend, the most bullish oracles had forecast an opening in the $50 million range. The special-effects extravaganza, with a largely unknown cast, cost in the mid-$60 million range to produce, the Time Warner Inc-owned studio said.

Scottish actor Gerard Butler stars as Leonidas, the hunky king of the Spartans, who leads 300 of his warriors to glorious death at the Battle of Thermopylae against a massive Persian army commanded by the fey king Xerxes (Brazilian actor Rodrigo Santoro). Zack Snyder ("Dawn of the Dead") directed the adaptation of comic book writer Frank Miller's graphic novel.

"300" earned largely positive reviews, despite or because of its myriad decapitations and balletic battlefield carnage. The last few chart-toppers, incumbent champ "Wild Hogs," "Ghost Rider" and "Norbit" were slammed by the critics.

FEMALE APPEAL

Audiences were "hungry to go to something that looks tis unique," said Mark Canton, one of the film's producers.

Even though "300" is tailor-made for male moviegoers, it also rated highly with women, because the filmmakers enlarged the role of Leonidas' queen (played by Lena Headey) to make her a "true partner" of the king, Canton said.

Its achievement was all the more noteworthy given that the previous record-holder for the month, 2006's "Ice Age 2: The Meltdown," with $68 million, was a family-oriented cartoon, while "300" is an unabashedly gruesome spectacle with an "R" rating that prevents viewers under 17 attending without adult supervision.

In fact, the opening for "300" ranks as the third-highest for an R-rated movie, behind "The Matrix Reloaded" ($91 million) and "The Passion of the Christ" ($83 million).

"300" also opened in a few small Asian markets, and reaches Britain in two weeks, said Canton. Action-packed period epics, such as 2004's "Troy," often do much better overseas.

Walt Disney Co.'s surprise hit "Wild Hogs," starring John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy and Tim Allen as unlikely road warriors, slipped to No. 2 with $28 million; its 10-day total rose to $77.4 million.

The next three movies were separated by less than $100,000, and rankings could change when final data are released on Monday. Disney's childhood saga "Bridge to Terabithia" rose one to No. 3 with $6.9 million, followed by Columbia Pictures' Nicolas Cage action movie "Ghost Rider" and Paramount Pictures' serial-killer thriller "Zodiac" with about $6.8 million each.

"Bridge to Terabithia" has earned $67.0 million after four weeks, and "Ghost Rider" $104.1 million, also after four weeks. "Ghost Rider" is the first 2007 release to cross the century mark; the "Ice Age" sequel took the honors last year in the second week of April. "Zodiac" has $23.7 million after two weeks. Columbia Pictures is a unit of Sony Corp . Paramount Pictures is a unit of Viacom Inc.

-STOMP THE YARD!
.Ne-Yo's stupid in this show.
.why must Chris Brown die so early.

Brian J. White - I LIKE.

-ANGER MANAGEMENT!-

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is David. Could I please speak with Robert Campbell ?"


Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f*ckin number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.


After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled " You're a C*nt!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'C*nt' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really badday, I'd call him up and yell, " You're a C*nt!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'C*nt' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from BT. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a C*nt!"

One day I was at Lakeside Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.


I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first C*nt (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the Land Rover C*nt, too. I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?"
"Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at 129 Alice Street, in Ilford. It's a terraced house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Steve?" "I'm home most days as I'm currently unemployed."
"Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Steve, you're a C*nt!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two arseholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called C*nt #1.
Hello." "You're a C*nt!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Steve Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"C*nt, I live at 129 Alice Street, Ilford, a terraced house, with my gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, C*nt," and hung up.


Then I called C*nt #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, C*nt," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your arse," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, C*nt, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."


Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 129 Alice Street, Ilford , and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie war going down in Alice Street, Ilford.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Alice Street. I got there just in time to watch two C*nts beating the crap out of each other in front of six police cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.


NOW I feel much better.


Anger management really works... =]
HAR! HAR! HAR!

thanks aunt for this (:

Your Birthdate: September 7

Calm and understated, you struggle to express your love with words. Over time, your partner learns to recognize your passion by the actions you take. You're good at wooing someone slowly, without them even realizing it! Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2 You are most compatible with people born on the 7th, 16th, and 25th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

I

♥

THE PIZZA PLACE @ RafflesCity =]

-LASALLE.
-LASALLE.

You Will Die at Age 67

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live... And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You
Die?

MAN! so evil. cant they at least let me live a little longer?
why must i die soo early? cant i die at like 90 years old??

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Lazy Poet. Where You Lived: Germany. How You Died: Natural causes.

Who Were You In a Past
Life?

You Are a Dumb American

You only got 1/10 correct. Let's hope you're really not from the USA! When foreigners talk about "dumb Americans," they mean you!

Are You a Dumb
American?

oh GOSH! hahas.thank god im really not from the USA.
but im not surprised if im a DUMB SINGAPOREAN either..

You Are 48% Lady

You're part lady, part modern woman. Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.

Are
You A Lady?

omg. im ONLY 48% A LADY!
-thats bad.

300's A GREAT MOVIE!

DREAMGIRLS.

You Are Very Happy

Your life is totally together, and you enjoy every day. And you don't need a quiz to tell you that! You know how to find pleasure in the little things... And even when life isn't so great, you have a good sense of perspective.

How Happy Are You, Really?

yes..so seriously, don't EVER ask if im sad or not.
even if i am, I'll never show anyone that i am :)
im happy-go-lucky!.always.. and also full of CRAP.

If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Cho Hana And You Would Be: A Space Explorer

If You Were Born in 2893

i dont really bother about the funny name or maybe
the space explorer thingy too.
but i'm being more bothered about that ATTIRE!
ooo sexxay.

D.I.Y

SWENSONS

earthquake! :) YUM.

whipped cream, anyone?

I was BORED!..as usual :P

thats why i love
colour contacts!
HAR! HAR! HAR! =]
freak? i agree.

AWESOME BIKE!

well i went to Nafa and saw this amazing cool bike.
hahas.and when i went back there the next day,
it was actually GONE!
*wonder which talented freak could have
rode it home! =]
I SALUTE YOU.

-SISTERS FOREVER-

;well, you may be super irritating and bitchy and sooo fucked up at times,
but no matter what, youre forever my sister! :)
LOVEYOU.bitch.

And also presenting a good friend of mine..

his arm was so big i couldnt put mine
around him.hahas!

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You

You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours. You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style. You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it. In relationships, you tend to take care of your needs first. You can only be with someone who's as independent as you are.

What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

You Are 47% Vain

You're a little vain, but more than anything you have a healthy amount of confidence. Thinking the world of yourself is great. Just don't think less of those who aren't as pretty as you!

How Vain Are
You?

Try this Quiz yourself and find out how vain YOU ARE!

I suffer at the words of love...

The words that I am suppose to love when they are heard
by my ears are the very words I fear.

The words that are suppose to praise me and reward me are
the very words that cut me down.

The words that I once thought so highly of are the very words
that I can no longer stand to hear.

I suffer at the words of love.

I'm sorry.

So Sweeeet!

Girl :
i love you

-Boy:
yeah i know everyone does!

-Girl:
really?

-Boy:
yeah... everyone of my friends that
are girls tell me that everyday

-Girl:
oh... but am i only your friend?

-Boy:
no... youre my girlfriend... why?


-Girl:
so when i say i love you i really do
mean it


-Boy:
yeah i know you do mean it... its just
that you dont need to tell me that you
love me anymore cuz i know you love me
since the day we been together and i
love you more each and everyday.

-Girl:
......

-Boy:
so wanna go somewhere tonight for our
7th anni?

-Girl:
yeah... where?

-Boy:
i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?


-Girl:
ok


-Boy:
ill pick you up after i get off and
get ready ok?



-Girl:
ok. what time do you get off?


-Boy:
in 2 hours and then i gotta go home
and yeah get ready which takes about
15-20 mintues...


-Girl:
aye... i thought you didnt have work
today...


-Boy:
one of my co-workers called in sick


-Girl:
oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30
then?


-Boy:
yeah! and babe?


-Girl:
yeah?


-Boy:
i love you

-Girl:
i love you too!


-Boy:
ok my manager is like looking at me so
yeah.... i gotta go.


-Girl:
ok bye


-Boy:
bye


****************************


2 hours later...

The guy drives to his girlfriends
house and walks up to the door and
rings bell..


-Girl:
hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)

-Boy:
wassup... you ready?

-Girl:
um... wait... let me get my bag and we
can go ok?

-Boy:
ok

They both watched a movie and ate
dinner.... once they were done eating
they head back to the car but before
she got into the car...

-Boy:
wait! can i blind fold you?

-Girl:
why??!

-Boy:
its a suprise

-Girl:
what kind of suprise?

-Boy:
a big one

-Girl:
okay but only if you promise me that
you will hold my hand while we're
driving.

-Boy:
i promise.

-Girl:
ok blind fold me...


so they drove off........... and then
they stoped.


-Boy:
ok we're here!


-Girl:
where?


-Boy:
wait let me walk you to the place!


-Girl:
what place?


-Boy:
somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on
the lips)


-Girl:
babe!...


The boy walks her to the place


-Boy:
ok.... let me take the blind fold off


-Girl:
where are we?


he takes it off her and she opens her
eyes and sees the view of the city and
at that same spot... thats where he
first asked her to be his
Girlfriend....


-Girl:
omg.... (tears come down)


-Boy:
why are you crying?


-Girl:
this is where you first asked me out...


-Boy:
what are you doing the rest of your
life? (he asked on his knees and after
he says that...behind him... in the
air it says "will you marry me?" in
firworks)


-Girl:
(tears come down faster)


-Boy:
i wasnt at work when you called me...
i was planning this whole thing!


-Girl:
get up!

-Boy:
yeah?

-Girl:
(kisses him)

-Boy:
is that a yes or a no?

-Girl:
YES

this story is super sweet but the i feel the "hold my hand while we're driving"
thing a bit dangerous and YOU WILL GET A FINE WITH ONLY ONE HAND
ON THE STEERING WHEEL! =]

HAPPY CHINESE
NEW YEAR
EVERYONE! =]

- gong xi fa cai.

"WHERE'S MY ANG PAO!!"

OK Go - Do What You Want (Wallpaper Version)

A Meeting-Lots-Of-People DAY =]

well i went to Sabrina's house today to watch Someone Like You and checked out
her house that renovated bout 2years ago and ive not checked it out yet!
hahas.im such a great friend =P

Then after lunch, we headed down to Heeren! where we happened to bump
into Julina, Liwen & Yiwen at the entrance..chatted for a while then said our Goodbyes.

Went to FleshImp to change my shirt and also happened to BANG into my stupid
senior, Gracie..and her friends.hmm! and she demanded an "ang bao"
but i told her "sure! i have some ang baos with me now..but they're
'ang bao LONGS' hees".

then while walking to NewUrbanMale, we met Yiwei, Jiawen and Yinglin.
hahahas.i've yet to get a bag! so fustrating.
its either its too girlish.or it just doesnt go.or maybe im just picky!
but you know what, forget it.i was thinking of getting it for cny but
cny's like the day after tmr?! hahas.and i seldom go out of the house for cny so i think
i'll skip the bag issue for later on :)

*yaaawwwwnnnnn

known to be A TRUE LOVE STORY.


A rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love,
he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
their homes for a happy future.. The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home through
a local newspaper article.

Her father said "If you both come back, I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you love
each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for a wedding dress.

He was dressed in a white shirt that day.
While he was crossing the road
to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit
him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses. It was only
after some time that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and
cremation was held the very next day as he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the
blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible.

But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.

Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash
the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night
she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still
remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the
stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone
knocked the door.

When she opened the door she saw the
same old lady of her dream standing at her door!
She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up and gave her a blue
object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?"

The old lady replied...





"Try DYNAMO Liquid Soap ... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn
stains!!!" .....


hmmm -_-''

I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.
But don't look at me like that leh... I'm also hunting for the idiot who
mailed this to me!

What stupid story is this! -its a god damn waste of my time! eeps. so i just made you waste your time on this stupid article as well. hmm! seriously, if this story was in such a way of advertising and promoting DYNAMO, i hope the people know its a stupid way of doing so!! ;

First Love Is...

"First romance, first love, is something so special to all of us, both emotionally and physically, that it touches our lives and enriches them forever." - Rosemary Rogers

"First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity."- George Bernard Shaw

"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end." - Benjamin Disraeli

"We never forget those who make us blush." - Jean-François De La Harpe

"Young love is from the earth, and late love is from heaven." - Turkish Proverb

"First love is dangerous only when it is also the last." - Branislav Nusic

sigh;

[My New IDOL]

I've recently watched Girls Out Loud on YouTube which already ended quite long ago on television, i suppose.hmm! I really think Rosalyn from Power98 is really awesome..and im gonna make her my idol.hahas.She's a DJ who's pretty, tall, speaks fluent english, has a great figure, has piercings and most importantly, tattoos - which ive longed for since the age of 13 :]

But ive gotta wait another 2years before i could get a tattoo LEGALLY..and i also presume i'll get scolded upside-down after my mom or grandparents seen it. HAR! HAR! HAR! > but i usually do stuff without their consent and then bear with the consequences of being scolded when they realized it after a long period of time ..heehees..thats because i know they wont bother much of the piercings after a while and i DONT THINK they'll make me LASER the tattoo off, will they?! =O -crapp!

tata;

My House Is Turning To A
FOREST!

..and with trees that bear such huge oranges!

NEW HAIR; NEW EYE COLOUR - for a month only.

_baby winnie's at the back! :]

When you dont eat carefully,
it results to..



A TEARING BLACK SAUCE
PAUL FRANK!

..paul frank in negative :P