-I WANNA SO GO TO THIS PARTY!

;but i so cant get in."can i just drive the mini away?"

;never shall we go back there.

;it itches!

;

ah, yeah.

Det var en tid du kunne få meg til å gjøre alt
Stille opp der og da fordi det virkelig gjalt
og jeg forsvarte deg, og reiste deg da du falt

Det, er slutt nå.
Jeg syns du skal ta dine ting nå å gå din vei
Jeg er sikker på du finner en som finner seg
i alle de fucked up ting som du prøver på.
Det er forbi, baby

Prøv å forstå, jeg vil du skal gå , nå nei
Ikke fler ord, ikke fler smil, nå, neei.
For innerst inne vet du godt det er for sent..

For alle gangene du dro fra meg.
For all den tid jeg aldri får tilbake.
For alle gangene du skuffa meg, ja.
Og glemt meg, gjemt deg, brukt meg, fuck deg.
For alle ganger som du lot meg gå.
For alle ganger du var alt for svak.
For alle gangene du dissa meg, åh
Og glemt meg, gjemt deg, brukt meg, fuck deg.

Så fuck deg.

Det var en gang som jeg var sikker på at du var den,
som jeg skulle gråte med og elske,
men du har bevist at du var feil mann og stole på så
Så det er slutt nå.

Prøv å forstå, jeg vil du skal gå, nå, nei
Ikke fler ord, ikke fler smil, nå, neei.
For innerst inne vet du godt det er for sent..

For alle gangene du dro fra meg.
For all den tid jeg aldri får tilbake.
For alle gangene du skuffa meg, ja.
Og glemt meg, gjemt deg, brukt meg, fuck deg.
For alle ganger som du lot meg gå.
For alle ganger du var alt for svak.
For alle gangene du dissa meg, ja.
Og glemt meg, gjemt deg, brukt meg, fuck deg.

Så fuck deg.
Så fuck deg.
uuh, ooh.

For alle gangene du dro fra meg.
For all den tid jeg aldri får tilbake.
For alle gangene du skuffa meg, ja.
Og glemt meg, brukt meg, så fuck deg.

Så fuck deg.

Aldri får tilbake. (neei)
For alle gangene du dro fra meg.
For all den tid jeg aldri får tilbake.
For alle gangene du skuffa meg, ja.
Og glemt meg, gjemt deg, brukt meg, fuck deg.
For alle ganger som du lot meg gå.
For alle ganger du var alt for svak.
For alle gangene du dissa meg, ja.
Og glemt meg, gjemt deg, brukt meg, fuck deg.

For alle de gangene.
Nå er det slutt.
Så fuck deg.

okay.FUCK DEG!

;sentosa.

;i still hate the sun.

ROOM.

;I WANNA DO MY ROOM LIKE THIS!

You Are 15 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

;gosh i actually laughed when i saw my answer! hahas :]

Guinness Pool Ad!

-continued.


-An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph
Lauren, $150 an ounce!"..
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and
also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5,
$200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then
bends over and farts and says ... "Broccoli. 49 cents a pound."


-MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I s
ee the dog.
Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see
your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.


-Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


-75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and
he had forgotten everything.


-The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my
house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would I get into Heaven?"
"NO"! the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"? Again, the answer was "NO"!

"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" In the
back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead"!


-Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Sarah: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it is H to O!


-Teacher: Willy name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago
Willy: Me!


-Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George.


Q) Why are men like public toilets?
A) They're always vacant, engaged or full of shit.

Q) What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A) If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them
for life.

Q) How do men sort their laundry?
A) "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Q) Why do men love computers?
A) No matter what mood they're in, they can still get a floppy in.

Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A) After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

Q) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A) Breasts don't have eyes.

Q) How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) One. Men will screw anything.

Q) What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A) Half an hour of begging.

Q) What are three stages of a man's life?
A) Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly.

;if you want more STUPID jokes, try searching LITTLE
JOHNNY on either yahoo! or google :] LAUGHING'S AWESOME.

You Are a Good Friend Because You're Loyal

You stick with your friends no matter what, even if you feel like they're doing the wrong thing. You believe in letting people figure out their own path in life. It's not your place to interfere. And part of your loyalty means that you'll do a lot for your friends. You definitely go the extra mile. You'll even do great things for friends without them asking. After all, that's what friendship is all about. You are truly a friend for life. And you have friends you've known since you were a kid. Your friends can count on you to do a favor, remember a birthday, or just be there to listen. Your friends need you most when: They can't turn to anyone else You really can't be friends with: Fickle people who change friends quickly Your friendship quote: "Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows."

What Makes You a Good Friend?

Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy

You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone. And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder... Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You Are Totally Like Your Mom

You and your mom are practically clones. You think alike, and you even seem to read each other's minds. You're definitely you're mother's child... and that's just fine with you.

Are You Like Your Mom?

;yes, I LOVE MY MOM :] and shes my bestest friend ever!

;i cant wait till GWENSTEFANI'S concert!!

What Alicia Means

A is for Alluring L is for Lively I is for Impressive C is for Chic I is for Intelligent A is for Ambitious

What Does Your Name Mean?

Your Uncommon Name Is:

Fidelia Keira Fillon

What Very Uncommon Name Should You Have?

;THIS IS TO MWEN.


Ques : Why did the guy throw butter out of his window?
Ans : Thats because he wanted to see "BUTTER-FLY" :]


An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, Have you ever been arrested?
He answered, No.
The next question, intended for people, who had answered in the
affirmative to the last one, was Why?
The applicant answered it anyway: Never got caught.

Ques : Why did the man wear a wet shirt?
Ans : Because the shirt's label said: WASH AND WEAR.


Judge to defendant: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the
third time?
Defendant: Well, you come EVERDAY!


Raju: How many sides does a circle have?
Ravi: A circle does not have any side.
Raju: Yes, it does, the inside and the outside.


Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked
him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was
ironing a shirt and the phone ring lah, but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and it stuck to my
ear lah". "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ... what
happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng answered : "THAT STUPID DUMBO
CALLED BACK LAH!!!!"


Ah beng ask Ah seng : "Why do Mr Lee Hsien Loong go for a walk in the evening and not morning?"
Ah seng : "Wow lao, Beng ,Mr Lee Hsien Loong is P.M not A.M ok."


One day, a camel was walking when he meet a elephant.
The elephant laughed at the camel saying "haha! your breasts grows on your back !!!!"
Feeling very angry, the camel retorted, "youre even worst! ur dick grows on your face!"


Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with
wings and still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".


"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I dont. ," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all BY YOURSELF!"

;man these jokes are stupid! hahas.
but mwen would love them, i guess!

;SENTOSA!
-ive never been to sentosa beach in ages!
or should i say ive never been to sentosa to play and have fun
for ages!! hahs uh huh.but it was fun fun fun.went with Sab.
met Farguy and James with other friends and then met GHANI a.k.a
GHANDI and Eka! after that we laughed like nuts at night!Sab and Farguy
went home already so left Eka, James, Ghani and I.man that was super crazy!
hahas we could seriously have ABS if we go on laughing everyday like this.
hahahas all those stupid stuff we said and crap.and i still remember that
"jamesuncle" who EHHH at us.hahahs damn :] LETS GO SENTOSA AGAINS.

;Sentosa needs to have more AIRCON!