;THIS IS TO MWEN.


Ques : Why did the guy throw butter out of his window?
Ans : Thats because he wanted to see "BUTTER-FLY" :]


An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, Have you ever been arrested?
He answered, No.
The next question, intended for people, who had answered in the
affirmative to the last one, was Why?
The applicant answered it anyway: Never got caught.

Ques : Why did the man wear a wet shirt?
Ans : Because the shirt's label said: WASH AND WEAR.


Judge to defendant: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the
third time?
Defendant: Well, you come EVERDAY!


Raju: How many sides does a circle have?
Ravi: A circle does not have any side.
Raju: Yes, it does, the inside and the outside.


Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked
him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was
ironing a shirt and the phone ring lah, but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and it stuck to my
ear lah". "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ... what
happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng answered : "THAT STUPID DUMBO
CALLED BACK LAH!!!!"


Ah beng ask Ah seng : "Why do Mr Lee Hsien Loong go for a walk in the evening and not morning?"
Ah seng : "Wow lao, Beng ,Mr Lee Hsien Loong is P.M not A.M ok."


One day, a camel was walking when he meet a elephant.
The elephant laughed at the camel saying "haha! your breasts grows on your back !!!!"
Feeling very angry, the camel retorted, "youre even worst! ur dick grows on your face!"


Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with
wings and still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".


"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I dont. ," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all BY YOURSELF!"

;man these jokes are stupid! hahas.
but mwen would love them, i guess!